National Treasure

Possibly the worse movie I've ever seen...... What a load of nonsense. Cashing in on the current trend for breaking ancient codes to discover hidden secrets, the film is a bad Da Vinci Code rip off. Nicholas Cage is the unconvincing historian who's devoted his life to searching for treasure hidden by his ancestors, given his ability to decipher hints, clues and puzzles during the duration of the movie you could be forgiven by wondering why he hadn't found the treasure far earlier in his life.

The highlight of the movie for me was the kids behind us throwing hard boiled sweets onto the couple next to me. Childish though it was I found it immeasurably amusing until one of the sweets hit me....... Damn those pesky kids!

Watch This If: you like torturing yourself