The Legend of Zorro

Lets see, Antonio in a mask, Catherine in a frock, immaculate makeup and a truly terrible accent (think her welsh accent might have been more convincing). Although on the plus side her boobs were great and she should definitely get the 'Best Supported' Actress Oscar.

I couldn't really follow the storyline, something about swords, secrets and soap. But then again i did fall asleep during it.

Don't Watch This If: you're at all sleepy

Watch Out For: Zorro's horse